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/// The Humor Department           Jokes, Quotes, Insults, Shameless Plugs

From Mark Brader (

:You know you've been hacking too long when...

   *    not only do you check your email more often than your paper
        mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your
        postal one.

   *    your {SO} kisses you on the neck and the first thing you
        think is "Uh, oh, {priority interrupt}."

   *    you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're
        doing it in octal.

   *    your computers have a higher street value than your car.

   *    in your universe, `round numbers' are powers of 2, not 10.

   *    more than once, you have awakened, recalling a dream in
        some programming language.

   *    you realize you have never seen half of your best friends.