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/// The Humor Department           Jokes, Quotes, Insults, Shameless Plugs
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A fellow with a lisp enters a bar and asks the bartender for shot of
scotch.

The bartender hands it to him and asks for $8.
  The customer says, "Damn, thath high" and pays.

Then he says, "Pleath leth me havth a drink ofth bourbon".

The bartender hands him the drink and asks for $7.
  Customer says, "Damn, thath high" and pays.

Next he says, "Bartender, pleath leth me havth a drink ofth vodka".

The bartender hands him the drink and asks for $6.
  He again says, "Damn, thath high" and pays.

Then he says, "Thit I gotta go, thankth".

The bartender then says, "Thank you for not mentioning my affliction".
  The customer says, "What afflicthion?"

The bartender then says, "Didn't you notice the hump on my back?"

Customer says, "Hump?  Hump?  I thought that wath your ath, everything elth
 ith tho high in here".


(I hope no one is offended.)           <grin>


                       Courtesy of GRUMPA on Delphi.