Contents | < Browse | Browse >
/// The Humor Department Jokes, Quotes, Insults, Shameless Plugs
Found on Usenet (author unknown)
(to Regulate the Hunting and
Harvesting of ATTORNEYS)
Any person with a valid New Mexico State Rodent or
Snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for
recreational and sport non-commercial purposes.
370.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted.
The use of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited.
370.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is
prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in
reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle,
the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the
vehicle should proceed to the nearest car wash.
370.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a
power boat, helicopter or aircraft.
370.05 It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH," "AMBULANCE," or
"FREE SCOTCH" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
370.06 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW,
Mercedes or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoons.
370.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of
courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs, hospitals
370.08 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary
to have a license to hunt, trap or possess the same
370.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a
reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax
accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys
370.10 Bag Limits per day:
Yellow-Bellied Sidewinders 2
Two-Faced Tortfeasors 1
Back-Stabbing Divorce Litigators 3
Horn-Rimmed Cut-throats 2
Minutiae-Advocating Chickensh!ts 4
Honest Attorneys -- Protected Endangered Species