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From Josh Farley on Fidonet's Amiga International echo...


Due to a couple of questions regarding the following, and with the humblest
of apologies to David Letterman...


             TOP 10 Reasons "*BM" is written here as "*BM"...


10.  Due to its highly UNgraphic nature, it cannot be viewed in its
     entirety without the accompaniment of an adult.

9.   `Ass-Backward ugly oversized garbage disposal' takes up too much room.

8.   Cursing isn't allowed.

7.   Forgot the first letter.

6.   Superstition- say it, and you may end up with one.

5.   OUR wrists don't bend that way.

4.   Don't want to get reply reading---`U-B-M?  Hey, I be Q!'

3.   Thought of Windows causes severe hand spasms that register as `*'.

2.   Two words- Big Brother

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON THAT "*BM" IS WRITTEN AS "*BM"...

(crescendo...)

The Amiga's auto-destruct sequence just happens to be IB-

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