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/// The Humor Department Jokes, Quotes, Insults, Shameless Plugs
From Josh Farley on Fidonet's Amiga International echo...
Due to a couple of questions regarding the following, and with the humblest
of apologies to David Letterman...
TOP 10 Reasons "*BM" is written here as "*BM"...
10. Due to its highly UNgraphic nature, it cannot be viewed in its
entirety without the accompaniment of an adult.
9. `Ass-Backward ugly oversized garbage disposal' takes up too much room.
8. Cursing isn't allowed.
7. Forgot the first letter.
6. Superstition- say it, and you may end up with one.
5. OUR wrists don't bend that way.
4. Don't want to get reply reading---`U-B-M? Hey, I be Q!'
3. Thought of Windows causes severe hand spasms that register as `*'.
2. Two words- Big Brother
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON THAT "*BM" IS WRITTEN AS "*BM"...
The Amiga's auto-destruct sequence just happens to be IB-