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/// Lazarus Long V II STR Feature          Thank you for the humor....
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    Reprinted from STReport #9.25



                     THE NOTEBOOKS OF LAZARUS LONG 
                                Issue #2


         [Editor's Note:  I don't know what happened to Issue #1.]



Compiled by Lloyd E. Pulley, Sr.
 
Various real-life sayings (some attributed, some not) that could fit in-
to the Notebooks of Lazarus Long.  From the Jerry Pournelle RT on Genie

     Cheap, fast, good - pick two,

     "We must be open minded, but not so open minded that our brains 
     fall out." -- James Randi

     "If it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter."

     The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they 
     are sober. -- William Butler Yeats

     "The only thing worse than not getting what you want, is getting 
     what you want."

     Any benevolent system designed to aid the truly needy will be 
     abused by the truly unworthy.

     Wherever I go, there I am.

     Despite its high cost, living remains popular.

     "To desire the end is to desire the means."

     That which does not grow stronger, kills us. --M. Dederian 

     Most people would sooner die than think; in fact they do so.
     -- Bertrand Russell

     "Beware of cookies bearing fortunes"
     -- Found in a fortune cookie 

     In ten seconds I can tell you more than I know.
     -- Anonymous Government Employee

     Being right too soon is always socially unacceptable.

     "Arguments are debatable."
 
     Politicians hate to see a beautiful theory mugged by a gang of ugly 
     facts.

     Never carry a knife to a gunfight.

     The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the 
     other bastard die for his. -- Gen. George Patton

     I think the past is behind us - it'd be real confusing if not.
     From the Blues Traveller song, "But Anyway."